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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:10 am    Post subject: MY LIVING WILL Reply with quote

I got this in a email and thought I'd share. Very Happy

Last night my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.
That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a b**ch!

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe good one, I am going to send that one to the girls at work.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hence, "Thy will be done." Shocked
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