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After an exhaustive review of the research literature,
here's the final word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer Heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer Heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you, but the U.S. Government is trying to correct the
problem.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject:
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almost got jumped at jack in the box wed when the chick handed my order
of fried lard, and she said "blah blah blah f'n azz bllah cinco sumpin sumpin"
I had no idea what the hell she said so I asked if she knew she was in America, and that the official language here was not Spanish,
that went over real well.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:08 pm Post subject:
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Hence the reason she is working at Jack in da crax...
I would guess that heart attacks are primarily stress related, and due to people sitting on their arses... it's good to find a nice place in between... and not in between two buns.
The other thing is portion sizes... Americans DO eat a hell of a lot more. 3-4000 calories a day will grow mass inside and out.
A lot of our food is process food. Hell, even our soda doesn't use real sugar because of lame tariffs.. unless you spend the extra buck to get Mexican bottled Coke, or Jones cola etc..
The Japanese wouldn't have heart attacks, they never made it that far... they just dropped dead from pure stress and lack of sleep. It's gotten better though now.
Americans forget about sides when it comes to their meals. A big pile of hamburger helper in a bowl is not a well balanced meal. Try a pork chop the size of a deck of cards, and a large pile of broccoli or green beans, and some unbleached rice with herbs and real butter.
Does anybody drink water anymore? 
Hell, there is even red meat fat in our little Hostess fruit pies... it's no wonder little tid bits of lard find their way into our blood, and conspire to shut down our blood pumping engines.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:19 pm Post subject:
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| .:Boo Radley:. wrote: | almost got jumped at jack in the box wed when the chick handed my order
of fried lard, and she said "blah blah blah f'n azz bllah cinco sumpin sumpin"
I had no idea what the hell she said so I asked if she knew she was in America, and that the official language here was not Spanish,
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Boo, you hate mongering, racist, xenophobic pig. How dare you point out the obvious to an undocumented worker who just came here to have a better life. God! I bet you even vote republican!  
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:51 pm Post subject:
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| .:Boo Radley:. wrote: |
I had no idea what the hell she said so I asked if she knew she was in America, and that the official language here was not Spanish,
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Engish is not America's officail language, and never will be. A congressional vote to make English the official language of the US was defeated many times.
Never the less , there is nothing wrong with expecting a sales person to be able to communicate with the customers they serve. No need for anyone to be rude about it.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject:
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I merely stated Spanish was not the official language.
I am proudly Republican to the core. Much like normal folk should be. 
and the next time someone gets an attitude with me because I don't understand Spanish, German or Lithuanian, that f'n azz tacos, brats or kibinai will fly like the bullets from my Beretta.
Or I will simply yell "immigration!!!!!! lets see some green cards " as loud as possible, and see what happens, cuz that just sounds funny as hell.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject:
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| .:Boo Radley:. wrote: | I merely stated Spanish was not the official language.
I am proudly Republican to the core. Much like normal folk should be.
and the next time someone gets an attitude with me because I don't understand Spanish, German or Lithuanian, that f'n azz tacos, brats or kibinai will fly like the bullets from my Beretta.
Or I will simply yell "immigration!!!!!! lets see some green cards " as loud as possible, and see what happens, cuz that just sounds funny as hell. |
I completely agree.
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:09 am Post subject:
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| .:Boo Radley:. wrote: | I merely stated Spanish was not the official language.
I am proudly Republican to the core. Much like normal folk should be.
and the next time someone gets an attitude with me because I don't understand Spanish, German or Lithuanian, that f'n azz tacos, brats or kibinai will fly like the bullets from my Beretta.
Or I will simply yell "immigration!!!!!! lets see some green cards " as loud as possible, and see what happens, cuz that just sounds funny as hell. |
It's said that if you want to get a table in a crowded restraunt in Texas, all you have to do is walk in and yell the letters "I N S"... You will immediately have your choice of tables, the only drawback being that you will have no one to take your order, serve you or cook for you...
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject:
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| {uZa}HiTechRedneck wrote: | | .:Boo Radley:. wrote: | I merely stated Spanish was not the official language.
I am proudly Republican to the core. Much like normal folk should be.
and the next time someone gets an attitude with me because I don't understand Spanish, German or Lithuanian, that f'n azz tacos, brats or kibinai will fly like the bullets from my Beretta.
Or I will simply yell "immigration!!!!!! lets see some green cards " as loud as possible, and see what happens, cuz that just sounds funny as hell. |
It's said that if you want to get a table in a crowded restraunt in Texas, all you have to do is walk in and yell the letters "I N S"... You will immediately have your choice of tables, the only drawback being that you will have no one to take your order, serve you or cook for you... |
I thought they all ran when they saw Ranger heading to the door. How many all-you-can eat places has he put out of business?
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