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 Posted:
Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject:
New reason to pump oil in Alaska |
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I just had a long talk with Santa.
He stated the caribou (Reindeer) usually vacation in Alaska.
They have had multiple discussions with all Alaskan wildlife and the consensus is unanimous;
START PUMPING OIL!
Due to the depth that the oil is under ground, the pipelines are almost 60 degrees Fahrenheit.
They really enjoy gathering near the pipelines so that they can warm up.
They are tired of freezing their *** off.
They also stated they would be happy to drop off all the environmentalists in the Antarctica at no charge.  
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