Senator BARACK OBAMA address An Naive American Group from NY

Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major

gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in

upstate New York . HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS

future plans for increasing every Native American's

present standard of living, should HE one day become the

President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he

had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to

his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the

details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his

future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the

Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -

Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his

motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of

how they came to select the new name they had given to the

Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given

to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.