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Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject:
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Wal-Mart has everything . . .
One day, in line at the Company Cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My
elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a Doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.
'There's a Diagnostic Computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a Urine sample
and the Computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
Doctor.' So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.
He deposits $10.00 and the Computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.
He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
the computer ejects a printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity
it will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart.'
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new Technology was, Joe began
wondering if the Computer could be fooled.
He mixed some Tap Water, a Stool Sample from his Dog, Urine Samples from his
Wife and Daughter, and a Sperm Sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
dollars, pours in his Concoction, a nd aw aits the results.
The Computer prints the following:
1. Your Tap Water is too hard. Get a Water Softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your Dog has Ringworm. Bathe him with Anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your Daughter has a Cocaine Habit. Get her into Rehab.
4. Your Wife is Pregnant with Twins. They aren't yours. Get a Lawyer.
5. If you don't stop Playing with yourself, your Elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart!
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject:
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Hahahaha...
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Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.
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