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| > A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her> altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him,> 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an> hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'>> The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air> balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet> above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitudeand> 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'>> She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.' 'I am,' said> the bass fisherman. 'How you know?' 'Well,' answered the balloonist,> 'everything you told me is technically correct, I have no idea what to> do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been> much help to me.'>> The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat'. 'I am,'replied> the balloonist. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' said the bass fisherman,you> don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where> you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise thatyou> have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.> You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but,> somehow, now it's my fault.'
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lol...
so sad... but true. Still though, makes you wonder where all the REAL Democrats went years ago. Not the same today.
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| MORG, I COULD NOT AGREE MORE!!!
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| |MF|Morgoth wrote: | lol...
so sad... but true. Still though, makes you wonder where all the REAL Democrats went years ago. Not the same today. |
who do you think Starbucks sold all those franchises to?
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| GOOD STUFF
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