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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:35 am Post subject:

Roger that
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:59 am Post subject:

lol
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Who needs enemies,
when you have friends like France

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:05 pm Post subject:

keep 'm coming, private...
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Who needs enemies,
when you have friends like France

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:29 am Post subject:

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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:29 pm Post subject:

Borat quotes

"I want to do a romance inside of you."

"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

"Whats up Vannila face?"

"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

"Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

"We say in Kazakhstan, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle."

"We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings."

"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

"I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."

"Very nice, how much for sexy time?"

"If you dont like my movie I will be Executed."

My wife she is dead…she die in the field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.

This my friend Mari. I come here for massage and, how you say? Hand relief. Every Thursday, he clean my hole.

* She must be tight, like a man’s anus.

* But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!

My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?

Can I buy you?

In Kazakhstan we say man who has never killed a man is like man with no khram.

* Can I put a camera in the lady toilet?

* You remind me my wife… why you laugh? She dead.

There is one singer called Shakira… sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, ‘Can I touch your shakira?’ or ‘I have seen your wife’s shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.

* My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens.” “If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira.

America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.

Laughing