You no your addicted to COD 2 when...

1. You lean into walls at school or work to run 10% faster.

2. You call somone a hacker when they get a better grade than you.

3. If you ever snuck in a quick game while your wife was in the shower

4. You have ever cancelled a social engagement because you have “practice”.

5. You have successfully worked the word “poon” into an everyday conversation.

6. You dream of the day when your SIG is crammed with medals and ribbons

7. Your too drunk to drive a car…hell your too drunk to walk straight…but you can still kick ass in a TWL match.

8. You have gone through 3 mice, 2 keyboards, 4 headsets, and 2 monitors in the last year.

9. You have an Clan T-Shirt

10. You called up your local ISP to let them know that a 120 ping is completely unacceptable.

11. you make your coworkers call you by your rank

12. you respond to everyday questions to lol, rofl, and FTW!

13. your head feels awkward druing the day and you realize its cuz you dont have a headset on

14. spend more time on forums at work than actual work done during the day

15. you have a 'noob pwnr' shirt and when someone asks about it you say 'you wouldnt understand' and walk away

I didnt make any of these up got them from the TWL forums...post somemore if you can think of them. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:13 am Post subject:

16. You jerk the tab off your soda can and hook shot them into the garbage can and yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!".

Let's see if we can keep this going. Everybody come up with his or her own and submit it.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:47 am Post subject:

17. You have a 5 year old son who runs around the house screaming "Call of Duty 2" shooting everyone with a toy rifle and throwing juice box 'nades at his 3 year old sister. BTW, the wife loves it when he does this. Embarassed

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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:37 am Post subject:

18. You walk everywhere because vehicles aren't drivable.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:59 am Post subject:

19. You drop into "Crouch" mode when approaching someone just staring out the window.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject:

20. You know you're addicted to COD2 when all your friends are known only by their screen names.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject:

21. You've changed your name to some form of making fun of Gomer at least three times.

DayLightComeAndIWannaGoGomer
GaymerPyle
GomersBoyfriend

Laughing

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{uZa}fcbcynic · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject:

22. ...when you logon to ventrilo and are greeted with HEYYYYYYY, and its not a gay come on.

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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject:

23. Your allways checking your back Razz

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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject:

Your login to every forum under the sun is doublebogey7 or a derivative of it ... with different passwords naturally.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject:

25. Your left-shift key no longer has letters on it. Very Happy

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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject:

When you see an open window, you expect to see Crusher in it
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{uZa}mr. brightside · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject:

When you get hurt, run and hide in a corner to recover.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:44 pm Post subject:

you expect to see gomer prancing Razz

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