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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:06 pm Post subject:
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the
Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look
for them and while I was looking around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear
end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"
"I don't remember much after that" 
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject:
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LMAO! Great one Meethos!
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject:
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good one !!!
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:49 pm Post subject:
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lol
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:08 am Post subject:
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Respect all, fear none!
Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:40 am Post subject:
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Dang, I'm surprised dude is even living!
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