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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:13 pm    Post subject: Two Old Ladies Reply with quote

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned
over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more.

For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower
show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $10.00 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes

and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can)

through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside

the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The

smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded

by a cheering crowd.



"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.


"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement." Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO thats good.
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