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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:18 pm    Post subject: TREATING A WOMAN/MAN... Reply with quote

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.

Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her.

Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her.

Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her.

Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love

letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



HOW TO TREAT A MAN:

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings and/or beer. Don't block the TV
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or pizza. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't think WE ask too much Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's Funny! Laughing Laughing Laughing


I can't really understand women, the way they think, ect... Yet I have to say God did a great job. I don't think I would ever really want my wife to think and act like me. I like her just the way she is. Razz
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