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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:27 am    Post subject: 3 things to consider... Reply with quote

Three things to consider:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the 10 Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post

"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.

It creates a hostile work environment!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nicely put, the cow thing cracks me up considering we used to play hide and seek with a cow on the COD:UO server. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All 3 are very true, and I agree fully.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If we could bag'em and tag'em, we could then track the immigrants. Twisted Evil Then again, we would then have some rights activist group complain. Oh...wait...they'll complain anyway. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sadly true... and #3 you can add "Not bear false witness" and "not make wrongful use of the name of thy God"... i.e., using it to promote one's one agenda.
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