Men & Women Rejection Lines

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:53 am Post subject: Men & Women Rejection Lines

TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN
(and what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek from "Deliverance.")
9. There is a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.
(You are the ugliest person I've ever seen.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I dont' want you spending the whole night or else you might hear phone calls from all
the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(Who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Borden's ice cream.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the
same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only men like you.)

And The Number 1 Rejection Line Given By Women (and what it actually means) ...
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other
men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN
(and what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly)

And The Number 1 Rejection Line Given By Men (and what it actually means) ...
1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly)
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject:

haha those are great tash, i have to remember them Very Happy

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