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Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject:
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It's Soooo Hot!
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. and of course Sour Cream, diced onions and a few serving spoons of Chile
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
STAY COOL
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject:
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LOL they are funny 
as Eagle once said.... it doesnt matter whether or not the trees are bursting into flames and men with pitchforks are running around the backyard........
....... my AC is shooting out icicles and life is good ! 
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject:
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject:
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Cyber, that was funny! 
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject:
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Well, I just discovered our AC seems to not be working.  
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:
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Pretty funny.
The last 3 weeks have been around 90 to 100F here. Some of us...like me.... don't have AC in our home & vehicles.....I actually enjoyed being at work with the AC....then you had to come home and be all sticky and sweaty....disgusting. 
I actually missed snow for a minute... 
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