Golf with the Catholic Priest

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:44 am Post subject: Golf with the Catholic Priest

A Catholic priest and a nun were
taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of
golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a
mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I
missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I
missed."

"Father, I'm not going
to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The
priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th
tee, he misses again. The usual comment
followed.

Sister is really mad now and says,
"Father Patrick, God is going to strike you dead if you keep
swearing like that." On the next tee,Father Patrick swings
and misses again. "Shit, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic
bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie
dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a
booming voice .......

"Shit, I
missed
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:36 pm Post subject:

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Respect all, fear none!
Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject:

lol !

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