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Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:25 am Post subject:
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A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for
her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to
get, so she just grabs one, and goes over to the
counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there
wearing dark shades....
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you
need to know about it from the
sound it makes.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod
with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good
all around combination; and it's on sale this week for
only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the
floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks
wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then
realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell
who it was.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50
please.
The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did
you get $34.50?" 
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00,
but the Duck Call  is $11.00 and the
Catfish Bait is $3.50.
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:34 am Post subject:
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HAHAHAHA 
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