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Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject:
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How True:
NOT BY ME  Just something I found and have held onto since the day I found it because of the truth it speaks.
 NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
By: Garrett Hols
It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get her… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.
Whatcha think?
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{uZa}Innocent Man with a Smoking Pistol
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject:
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Too true man, and I agree 1000% with it. The nice guy is the girl's shit-stick. Not fair at all.
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:21 pm Post subject:
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I believe everything in that post is true Innocent because I have been going through the same thing all my life. When I thought I found someone that understood me, I got dumped for the asshole you talk about.
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject:
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:04 am Post subject:
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Seems to me that you guys are "listeners". 
Come and think of it...me too... 
Sad but true story, Innocent!
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:29 am Post subject:
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yah im going to have to tell the cute girl at work that i will not be the damn listener 
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:54 am Post subject:
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| ^sM()k3© wrote: | | yah im going to have to tell the cute girl at work that i will not be the damn listener |
That's right you Asshole do it. Do it Now!!!!!  
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:49 am Post subject:
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:09 pm Post subject:
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I must be an asshole then since it has been going good for me in the last couple months.
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:
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Oh you poor misguided souls. Women are not looking for nice guys, they are looking for projects, something they can "fix." Women think they are fixing us by making us pick crap up off the floor and eating at a table and using china to eat off of. It gives them a sense of purpose.
Innocent, she knew you had the hots for her, she also knew you were a nice guy, unthreatening and would listen to her. As long as you had hope of ever scoring with her she knew she had you right where she wanted you and you would listen to her drivel.
Women dont want bad boys they just think they can fix a bad boy and then one day they come home to him schtooping the next door neighbor and they wonder why. They dont want a nice guy because there is nothing for them to fix and mold the way they want you. Once you become that guy you are no longer a challenge and you will be discarded. In the end its all a game. Its a game until women hit their 30's and realize who they are and what they really want.
Nice guys do not finish last. At the moment they do not get the hottie but in the end they get someone that appreciates them for who they are. Enjoy the dating scene and have fun, you will be amazed at what falls into your life when your not even looking for it.
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject:
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| Recon_Marine wrote: | Oh you poor misguided souls. Women are not looking for nice guys, they are looking for projects, something they can "fix." Women think they are fixing us by making us pick crap up off the floor and eating at a table and using china to eat off of. It gives them a sense of purpose. Women dont want bad boys they just think they can fix a bad boy and then one day they come home to him schtooping the next door neighbor and they wonder why. They dont want a nice guy because there is nothing for them to fix and mold the way they want you. Once you become that guy you are no longer a challenge and you will be discarded. In the end its all a game. Its a game until women hit their 30's and realize who they are and what they really want.
Nice guys do not finish last. |
Exactly from what I had posted in my first post. Which by the way I didn't write, I had on hand for a while, because I thought it was so true, I just had to save it.
You are saying this:
| {uZa}Innocent wrote: | | The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. |
LOL so its all a game huh? So men, pick women who are in their 30's if your looking for someone to date. (If this theory is correct.)
If you want someone younger than 30, then just be an asshole and have fun? LOL
{uZa}Innocent Man with a Smoking Pistol
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:10 pm Post subject:
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You are close with your synopsis but not quite.
There is no reason to be an asshole. People that are this way are usually miserable people. Let them be.
Just understand the basics of people or in this case women. Women are really very simple, just as men are. Once you understand the rules its easy to get along with them.
Just know that women in their 20's are still trying to find themselves. Doesnt mean take advantage of them it just means they tend to be fickle. Once you accept this fact you life will get a lot less complicated.
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:25 pm Post subject:
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What we got here boys is a listener, or an asshole, not sure yet, but sounds like he is getting something right LOL
Solution: Remain Single and Stick to Yourself........ Become a Hermit, which leads to the Better Soultion
Better Solution: Remain on your computer 24/7 playing computer games. That will take the bite out of the whole complication.
Too bad this post is coming after half of UZA went out and got married. Now they are all just trying to accomplish the Better Solution with minor complications.
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject:
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Im not sure if ill ever get the word asshole out of my head thanks man.
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:49 pm Post subject:
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Your welcome. I thought about editing it, but it just doesn't work out and get the point across as does this word.
Oh yeah, girls go for "the bad guy", "the mean guy" and one forum that I posted on a while ago edited bad words changed it to "not such a nice guy".
WOW did that just take away the meaning of it.
So sorry, asshole had to be used... Not using it is like forgetting the punchline!
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