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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAH! You're all a bunch of pikers! When I want to impress a woman and take her home with me, I just let her see me licking my eyebrows. She is putty in my hands. Shocked Cool Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

{uZa}fcbcynic wrote:
HAH! You're all a bunch of pikers! When I want to impress a woman and take her home with me, I just let her see me licking my eyebrows. She is putty in my hands. Shocked Cool Rolling Eyes Wink


LOL, Hmm, we have here an asshole? or a dog? Not Sure! Idea
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A defanged dog. Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like a nice guy approach since you are keeping to yourself and not saying a word in the process of licking Razz

So how many times have you used this eyebrow licking trick, and what were your results?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luck with "nice guy" approach...lol

The Nice Guy approach worked on the random by chance meeting in to cafes, movie rental stores, or restaurant etc... but you must be able to improvise on the spot. For example; you see a girl trying to choose which cereal to buy... so you walk up to her and say something like " trying to get in touch with your inner child" This will make her laugh and laughter in good then continue with your favorite choices. The rest is up to you...

I've do this once or 5 times....lol

NOTE: Always check for the ring, before using this approach.

I past a girl with all the ingredents for Spagetti in for cart... I asked her what time was dinner and what kind of wine should I bring. Again we shared laughs and then she gave me her number and had a great time.

THE BUT

In a bar or club the rules of engagement have changed.

In here it's all about the self confidence, walk in like you own the place. Allways scan the enterance so you can be the first guy a beautiful makes eye contact with. Once she notices you break eye contact give her some time. Then find her and say "Where have you been I've being looking for you all night, Don't ever make me wait again! and just walk away... This will make eat in her mind all night she will come find you.. cause she has to have the last word... but you must allways leave them wanting more.

Last weekend I went to a concert and the bar was over crowded by people talking and drinking. I spotted a couple of girls who where just yapping away. I said MOVE and walked right between them and pushed my way to the bar. They where like WTF... I turned and said This is a bar where people order drinks not a place to chit-chat...if you want to chit-chat go get a table on the other side and pointed. They walked away in disgust saying what an ASSHOLE... but once the band started guess who had to have the last word...

In both of the situations once they came back to you turn the confident nice guy, but don’t take any crap from them call them on it and don't be affraid to argue your point.. That’s what they want.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crazychickenboy wrote:
NOTE: Always check for the ring, before using this approach.


Hmm, I know your situation, and the asshole didn't care if the girl had a ring. I will save this for more argument material later.....
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crazychickenboy wrote:
In both of the situations once they came back to you turn the confident nice guy, but don’t take any crap from them call them on it and don't be affraid to argue your point.. That’s what they want.


{uZa}Innocent wrote:
Then again we have the semi nice/semi asshole guys. I guess this is what you want to shoot for.


Once again, most of the time nice guys need to add some jig in your step Razz

Hmm, I see, what needs to happen here is the nice guys need to develop an assholish side to themselves and need to learn how to maintain it. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THE OFFSPRING
"Self Esteem"

Chorus:

When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah-eh-eh

Hmm, may not be on 100% but a lot of nice guys I am sure have gotten this stuck in their had a few times!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread is funny i always just invite the girl over for italian meatballs and sausage. Laughing
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^sM()k3© wrote:
this thread is funny i always just invite the girl over for italian meatballs and sausage. Laughing


Smoke, now thats the way to be an arrogant asshole Razz

LOL
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i try Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you mean that i am a a**hole ??
I have a very beautiful girl and she is satisfied with me Razz

{uZa}Innocent wrote:
{uZa}Canadian Girl wrote:
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


Recon_Marine wrote:
Women are not looking for nice guys, they are looking for projects, something they can "fix." Women think they are fixing us by making us pick crap up off the floor and eating at a table and using china to eat off of. It gives them a sense of purpose. Women dont want bad boys they just think they can fix a bad boy and then one day they come home to him schtooping the next door neighbor and they wonder why. They dont want a nice guy because there is nothing for them to fix and mold the way they want you. Once you become that guy you are no longer a challenge and you will be discarded.


{uZa}Innocent wrote:
The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole.


So what CG is saying is that God perfected women. Women are trying to use their perfectionist views to fix the guys. Since the nice guy has nothing to fix, they are left alone. The women's job is to fix the assholes. Razz

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^sM()k3© wrote:
i try Laughing


Well, hows the luck running for you, both sweet and arrogant?
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{uZa}SirSnipes wrote:
So you mean that i am a a**hole ??
I have a very beautiful girl and she is satisfied with me Razz


LOL Snipes.

Your situation is a little confusing. Neither of you speak the same language. You could be an ass to her, and she wouldn't even know. As far as she sees your actions and attempts to communicate is what must be winning her over. She is trying to change you! Trying to get you to learn Portuguese. LOL you see there is a factor involved besides the nice guy.

Its hard to look at your case snipes. Two people completely different languages. Its like to put a square peg in a circle hole. Your slowly shaving off the sides till it fits Razz
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