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Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject:
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A blonde has a flat tire on the Interstate one day. She eased it over to the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled & backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the devil are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo!!!" said the blonde, those are my emergency flashers!"
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Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:53 am Post subject:
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Blonde, huh? 
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