Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in A Halloween Funny!          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... View previous topic :: View next topic   Author {uZa}Studdog +SC+ Post Ho Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 1351 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:46 pm    Post subject: A Halloween Funny! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the sh*t out of a ghost.' Happy Halloween _________________ Author {uZa}Bullet Sponge Post Ho Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 3793 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:17 pm    Post subject: _________________ Author {uZa}gomerpyle Post Ho Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 1201 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:01 pm    Post subject: Author {uZa}Capt.Spamada Post Ho Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 8485 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:05 pm    Post subject: nice one _________________ ***Help the Journey to 50,000 Posts*** Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:07 am    Post subject: Funny!! _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}ULTRA Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1144 Back to top Message Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:48 pm    Post subject: Funny. _________________ Author {uZa}Cyber Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1939 Back to top Message Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: LMAO! That just struck me so funny it took me a minute to compose myself to reply! _________________ <img></img> Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... All times are GMT - 5 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group