Why men are happier..

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:10 am Post subject: Why men are happier..

My wife sent me this. I suppose it has merit:

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life.. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:41 am Post subject:

Hahahaha... Very Happy

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:02 am Post subject:

NICE !!!!!!
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around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject:

I laughed so hard I almost broke a nail! Laughing

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:50 pm Post subject:

All true, but the main reason men are happy:

We get to marry women and women get to marry.... well you see my point. Laughing

There's nothing greater than a good woman. Wink

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:45 pm Post subject:

Very true,but one day I will have to stand before God and give an accout on how I loved and treated her.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject:

So true lol.

Cynic, I laughed even harder when I read your post Shocked

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject:

Good Post, I LAMO. Even better is to have a good woman beside you!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject: