Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in Squirrel Ranching Goto page 1, 2  Next          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge View previous topic :: View next topic   Author {uZa}Natasha_Fatale Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 8153 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:39 pm    Post subject: Squirrel Ranching So, last night everyone was up ALLLLLLLLLLL night. The attic has become the local squirrel bordello The little fiends chewed through a loose shingle in the roof, and have taken to rampant whoring in the attic in the wee hours. What makes this so much fun is that Amy ,( our Cairn terrier) now has a nervous condition and will need years of therapy from running around all night barking at the sounds the little vermin make in the ceiling. The exterminator has been trapping these things for over two weeks. Thats right... two weeks. My friends have been spamming me with stuff like this: http://www.nutsacdance.org/ ^that one is rude but it made me laugh ^That one my friend told me to cover up the tail...hmmmmm OMG There was one lone squirrel that kept evading the traps. Mutant ninja freak bushy tailed rat! Naturally it ran into the trap in the middle of the night last night .... then .... I felt bad It made noise all night....which went very harmoniously with the dog barking all night. So that is why there are posts from me everywhere last night ... was up partying with the vermin. O M G It is now 4:30 in the afternoon .... its quiet ! YAY!! _________________ ~~Be happy this moment, for this moment is your life~~ Author Spamitarium Post Ho Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 3368 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:49 pm    Post subject: That must stink, Tasha Squirrels in the attic...ick. _________________ Author {uZa}Renegade Site Admin Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 3252 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:54 pm    Post subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2moFdM1Yo _________________ http://tinyurl.com/yobjfs Author {uZa}fcbcynic Post Ho Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 1653 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Spamitarium wrote: That must stink, Tasha Squirrels in the attic...ick. Almost as bad as bats in your belfry! I'm thinking that CG is ready for this new invention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDaQN42072A _________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage! Author {uZa}fcbcynic Post Ho Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 1653 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:07 pm    Post subject: Or you could try a new "trap" for the little boogers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q&NR=1 _________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage! Author {uZa}Natasha_Fatale Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 8153 Back to top Message Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:35 am    Post subject: a co -worker emailed me this.... have I mentioned I never liked him? _________________ ~~Be happy this moment, for this moment is your life~~ Author .:Boo Radley:. Post Ho Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 1757 Back to top Message Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:38 am    Post subject: ill poon him for ya Author BarbBush Physco Killa Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Posts: 193 Back to top Message Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:16 am    Post subject: .... but they are sooooo cute! Why would you want to kill those poor little critters?!? _________________ Author {uZa}Underdog Post Ho Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 6062 Back to top Message Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:57 am    Post subject: Hey Nat... 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