Good Ole Fashoned Fart Joke

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: Good Ole Fashoned Fart Joke

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY
> MARRIED FOR YEARS.
>
> THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE
> HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN
> HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE
> SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP
> FOR AIR.
>
> EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP
> RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE
> TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS
> PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE
> WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS
> OUT.
>
> THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP TH EM OUT.
> THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING
> THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND
> ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD,
> LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS
> THOUGHT CAME TO HER.
>
> SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER
> HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED
> COVERS BACK,. SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND
> OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY
> GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.
>
> SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS
> USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD
> CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS
> AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY
> CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING,
> TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE
> RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD..
>
> ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME
> DOWSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK
> OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HERLIP AS SHE ASKED
> HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE
> RIGHT." "ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I
> DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU".
>
> "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE. "WELL, YOU
> ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING
> MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED."
>
> BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO
> FINGERS, I THINK GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN."
>
>
>
Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:31 am Post subject:

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