weight loss...

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: weight loss...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for
the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door
after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his
best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine
happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,
your *** is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject:

Yipes!

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:41 am Post subject:

Muahahaha...that is a good one!!

Laughing

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