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Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject:
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject:
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Nice dude. 
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:55 pm Post subject:
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Pffffft...Whatever...that is fine , go ahead, that's okay for you to think that because it doesn't mean nothing...
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:04 am Post subject:
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10: Dammit Boo!
no explanation required
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:16 pm Post subject:
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"Damn it Boo" is a verb meaning - the speed at which a woman can run when she already HAS 79 children and it looks like whatever the guy is about to do could make it 80.
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject:
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| you silly girl
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:43 pm Post subject:
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| {uZa}WaterBoy wrote: | 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. |
lol
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