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Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:09 am Post subject:
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The following are entries to a Washington Post writers competition asking for a two-line rhyme with a romantic line first and a non-romantic line second:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes,everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:47 pm Post subject:
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Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you.
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:35 am Post subject:
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lol too funny 
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:08 am Post subject:
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Hahahaha...
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Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:46 am Post subject:
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Ok didn't see this post, but those are pretty good. 
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:49 am Post subject:
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Haha
"I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face. "
Paper bagging it.
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