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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:55 am    Post subject: Train Travel Reply with quote

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down
and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry
to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me
a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that
we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good ,' she replied. 'Get your own stupid blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End* *
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seen that one somewhere beforel

http://www.uzaclan.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7008

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry Meethos - great minds must think alike... Laughing
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