100 things to do when you are bored

1. Go outside, and start singing a random Monkees song very off-key.
2. Count the linoleum(sp?!) tiles on your kitchen floor.
3. Memorize the entire poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter" from the book "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, then annoy your friends and family with it.
4. Watch TV or a movie and repeat every line with some sort of accent.
5. Watch a movie or a TV show you've got on DVD in a different language.
6. Dial a random number from the phone book and talk in a British accent.
7. Prank call a radio station.
8. Start poking someone incessantly. Prefrably until they scream at you/inflict bodily harm upon you.
9. Pretend to be a member of your favourite band.
10. Try to dye your pet's fur.
11. Cross-dress your old Barbies/Polly Pockets.
12. Talk in old English.
13. Try to pull off a country accent.
14. Go into a public place wearing weird makeup and a feather boa. Start singing The Floorshow Medley from the Rocky Horror Picture Show until you get kicked out.
15. Go through your neighbour's trash.
16. Prank call someone and tell them you stole and raped their cat/dog/other random pet.
17. Prank call someone and tell them you have feelings for one of The Monkees. If they ask you who the Monkees are, start randomly cussing them out in a foreign language.
18. Drop your cat from a high place such as the roof, to see if they actually DO always land on their feet.
19. Try to make a Slinky go all the way down the stairs.
20. If you have a record player, put on an LP and change the speed.
21. Watch "The Cursed Video" from either "Ringu" or it's American counterpart, "The Ring" with a a song by The Byrds playing in the background.
22. Make someone watch "The Cursed Videotape" mentioned above. When it's done, block your number, call them on their cell phone, and say "Seven days" in a creepy voice.
23. Send someone a weird email talking about their personal life.
24. Find the address for an older band's fan club, and write letters to it under a fake name. Make it look original, and date it appropriately.
25. Go to wikipedia.com, hit the "Random Article" button, and write a story about whatever comes up.
26. Go to a public place and start singing "Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" very loudly.
27. Go up to a random person on the street and start screaming "I LIKE YOUR FABRIC!!!" (My friend Billy and I actually did that once. XD)
28. Draw crumpled up paper bags until you lose your mind.
29. Write a spoof of your favourite movie.
30. Go to a Haunted House/Haunted Corn Maze and ask one of the monsters/killers/etc. if you could have their autograph.
31. Go to a haunted house/haunted corn maze and offer muffins/cookies to the monsters/killers/etc.
32. Take pictures of random strangers.
33. Go to a neighbour's house and ask to borrow a cleaning utenstil, like a mop or Mr. Clean eraser. If they ask why, tell them you accidentaly blew up your pet, and now you have to clean up the mess.
34. Go around acting drunk or high.
35. Film a mock-news show.
36. Call your friend's dad and ask him about his day.
37. Ask someone if they've ever snorted Kool-Aid powder.
38. Ask someone if they're making Barbeque.
39. Spend all day in an elevator mumbling things like "I think they want in!" while staring at the ceiling creepily.
40. Go into an elevator while holding a sign that says "OUT OF ORDER". When someone else gets in, ask them what it means and why it was stuck to a door.
41. Try to write a horror novel.
42. Become a professional spammer.
43. Play Runescape for 9 hours straight.
44. Illustrate a fanfiction.
45. Introduce yourself to people as Bill the Werewolf.
46. Pretend to be John Lennon.
47. Go around screaming "I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN, I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN, I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN, I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN!" (You'll only understand that if you've seen the Monkees episode "Card Carrying Red Shoes").
48. Go outside while your neighbours are outside. Scream "I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH *insert famous person's name here*!" (I did that while on the phone with my friend once. The name I used was Mike Nesmith. XD)
49. Walk around offering strangers samples of Honey Bunches of Oats cereal.
50. Tell people "I ate Branflakes this morning!" regardless of if you did or not.
51. Pretend to be John Lennon and Yoko Ono with a friend.
52. Knit a sweater.
53. Try not to think about penguins.
54. Keep writing a word over and over until it looks misspelled.
55. Stare at something, then study the after image.
55. Write "HELTER SKELTER" on your refridgerator with something red, like lipstick (you'll only get this if you know the whole Charles Manson thing).
56. Ask your grandpa/grandma what their favourite Ramones song is (mine don't know who the Ramones are, so it's always funny to try that one on them).
57. Make rude, Heather Mills-based jokes that have to do with her leg.
58. Make a youtube video bashing something weird like fried chicken.
59. Ask to lick someone's fabric.
60. Impersonate The Temptations in public.
61. Call a pizza restraunt and in the middle or your order, start screaming at "the voices in your head".
62. Ask someone if they would like to play strip-hangman with you.
63. Make an article of clothing out of an ungly tablecloth like Micky Dolenz did (true story!).
64. Tell people that you know why Mona Lisa is smiling.
65. Act out a scene from the play "Macbeth" in public.
66. Go to Starbucks, and when they ask for your name, give them a weird one like Ludwig or Spongebob (my dad used to do that all the time. I think we still have all the cups with weird names written on them).
67. Prank call someone to ask if you can borrow their phone because yours isn't working.
68. Make a list of things to do if you're bored.
69. Eat some cottage cheese.
70. Recite every #1 hit the Beatles had, in order.
71. Go around asking people their height. If someone answers 5'3'', say "YOU'RE AS TALL AS DAVY JONES FROM THE MONKEES!". Then run away.
72. Learn your favourite song in German.
73. If #72's too hard to do by yourself, buy some of those scary "Muzzy" tapes for little kids.
74. If you're watching Jeopardy, supply "Barney Fife" for every answer.
75. Start playing a harmonica while on the phone.
76. Try to learn the Neil Young song "My, My Hey, Hey" on xylophone.
77. Go around telling everyone Edgar Allan Poe's life history.
78. Quiz people with obscure, random bits of trivia you got off the internet.
79. Read a dictionary the entire way through.
80. Read Appalachian Folklore until you scare yourself so badly that you cry.
81. Put hot sauce or garlic salt on everything you eat.
82. Try out every clue relating to the "Paul is Dead" conspiracy.
83. Research the story of the Bell Witch/spirit from Red River, Tennesee.
84. Convince yourself that your house is haunted.
85. Ponder what the modern era would be like without Brittany Spears and MySpace.
86. Learn to play oboe.
87. Dress up like Darth Vader.
88. Wear a notebook paper sign that says "CHOOSE BRIAN JONES IN '08! HE DRINKS MILK!" just to see the reactions of people.
89. Get into a political debate with a stranger.
90. Make a comic book about the middle ages.
91. Research Dolly Parton's life.
92. Send Miley Cyrus a buttload of hatemail.
93. Call a radio station that plays modern music, and request "Octopuses Garden" by the Beatles.
94. Go up to a stranger and start singing "You're My World" by Cilla Black.
95. Make a Beatles-centered comic strip.
96. Create a website dedicated to pictures of ugly cats.
97. Tell people you live in a van down by the river.
98. Dress in all black, and sit in the corner of a store like Abercrombie or American Eagle.
99. Wear false facial hair in public.
100. Offer to vacuum a stranger's house.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject:

i do number 6 often. Laughing

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{uZa}Canadian Girl · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject:

Good ones Tash... Laughing

When my friend and I get bored at work, we try to speak to customers only in questions..

Or sit on the side of the road in your vehicle with a blow drying and make it look like a radar gun....watch the cars slow down.... Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject:

Be careful with number 34, we had a high school kid here in Iowa get ticketed for public intox, even though he was only acting. Shocked

(His tests showed no ETOH) And was suspended from school because of it. Stupid I know, but it happened.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject:

101. ask everyone if Rosanne Barr died her merkin Ferrari red would they wanna see?