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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:22 pm    Post subject: WHERE DO REDHEAD BABIES COME FROM? Reply with quote

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
little upset because my daughter has red hair.

She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors
may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both
sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed.

"I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made
love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust." Shocked Shocked Shocked Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, yuck! Embarassed
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