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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:45 pm    Post subject: Murder Reply with quote

A cop arriving at a murder scene finds a man holding a 5 iron while standing over his dead wife. The cop approaches the distraught man and asks; What happened? Did you hit her? To which the man replied; Yes. Well how many times did you hit her the cop asks. I don't know he says, 5 or 6.... put me down for a 5.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm... Does anyone know what par is for a spouse???
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1? Hole in one? Very Happy
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