Dumb people are among us ( stories of the really dumb)

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail Shocked

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the
money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail Shocked

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free."
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free". She Handed me my free Lattes , and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us! Shocked

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the
sky and said, ............"Where"?

They Walk Among Us! Shocked

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!! Shocked

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week" He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us! Shocked

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us! Shocked

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a ......20% discount.
(Sounds like Matt Baker's kinda store)

They Walk Among Us! Shocked

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us! Shocked

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

And they Reproduce Embarassed

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject:

And here's your sign! Shocked

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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject:

A guy at work was telling this one today:
He was in getting his hair cut, and the place he goes has attractive ladies doing the cutting... He managed to get 1 who was the master talker of the group, and she noticed his work shirt says SIA (Subaru of Indiana Automotive) on it...

She proceeded to ask him a few questions about his job, then asked if he has ever been to Japan... When he told her that he has been a few times, she started going on and on about how she has always wanted to go there, how beautiful it is there, etc... Then she said "Did you get to go to Tokyo while you were there? Wait, is that in Japan or China, I can never remember."
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:26 am Post subject:

That goodness most criminals are morons!

Col Hogan probably has a story like this one:

When I was a Detective in Vice, narco squad, one of the property clerks call for the On Call Det to respond to the property room ASAP. That being me I meet the clerk and he said there was a man inquiring about getting back his property. Ok... no big deal, BUT he wanted his "dime bag of maryjane" back! Shocked

Are u freakin' kidding me! I ask him twice, figuring three times would be just stupid on my part (DUH!), and YES he wanted it back.

He said it was taken illegally during a search of his ride during a DUI stop. He told the arresting Officers he wasn't driving and so they could not search his car. The arresting Officers observed him climb into the rear seat when they stopped him! Rolling Eyes

Long story short... I told him he would have to get a Judge to release his illegal contraband back to him. He ask me when can I see the Judge? As I arrested him for possession I told him "in the morning" at first presentation!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

AMW (America's Most Wanted) was in Tampa at the time filming and had considered including it but it was cut out! Sad

PS... for all u ACLUs out there... I did asked him repeatedly "Is this stuff yours?"- "YES" (This guy was obviously way beyond stoned!)

I did love my career!!!! Cool

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:11 am Post subject:

Hi Tech there is a Barber shop (never been there) at US 31 and Lincoln road in Howard County(by your post about SIA you might now where that is) I have heard that have bearly dressed attractive woman there that give hair cuts. It's called all stars barber. It's next to a Motel 6 wonder how long until its raided...lol Twisted Evil

Places like that always seem to attract the maggots of society. Any other place like that, thats opened in this town is shortly thereafter raided.

Underdog, We have a guy in our town that lookes just like Charlie Manson, he's not very bright either we have had him in and out of jail. 99% of the time he's got dope in him. If you go up to him and just ask do you have any, he will tell you if he does. He just doesnt understand why he keeps going to jail and thinks we are all just pricks. Shocked

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:18 am Post subject:

Ok, so my family owned three supermarkets in Richmond and I was head-of-security for them. We had lots of trouble with shoplifting, robberies, counterfeit and stolen checks, etc., etc., - you get the point.

So one day this attractive young black girl comes in the store to cash her "paycheck." My experience immediately told me that something was wrong with this picture, so I advised her that I would have to call the bank to verify the funds. This was standard practice at many check cashing places so she saw nothing unusual about it. In actuality I was verifying that there was such a company/bank/account. There was not!

I returned to her and asked her yet again, "Is this your paycheck?" "Yes, Sir, it was mailed to me for work I did last week." I then advised her she was under arrest for attempting to cash a counterfeit check. I handcuffed her and took her to the office to start my paperwork, while I awaited her transportation to lockup. Among the questions I asked was her occupation, to which she replied, "student." Where are you going to school, I asked? "Old Dominion University," was the reply.

I was finishing my report when, just out of curiosity, I asked her what she was studying at ODU. She looked down at the floor and seemed more uncomfortable than she was moments earlier. I pressed for an answer, "Oh, come on, that has nothing to do with my report, I'm just curious is all." She looked up, sheepishly, and replied, "I'm studying Criminal Justice." Shocked

I kid you not!
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Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage!