Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in Absolutely FREE, no hidden costs!          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge View previous topic :: View next topic   Author {uZa}Studdog +SC+ Post Ho Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 1351 Back to top Message Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:04 pm    Post subject: Absolutely FREE, no hidden costs! One well used, but still going strong Flu Bug. Not sure the exact age, but first noticed on 3-25-2008. This is a very strong strain. Imported from the lower depths of the Bottomless Pit of the Kingdom of Hell. This is from the experimental batch number 665 nicknamed “end of times”, created by the one and only Doctor Angel of Light. Scientific name: InfluenzaMakaUWishaUDeda Symptoms of this version include but are not limited to: The chills, then fever, then sweating, sore throat, all muscles ache, headache, coughing up of lung tissue, appears to attack ribcage due to the pain associated with ribs, great weakness, severe drowsiness, sinus pain, burning watery eyes, and potentially may cause pneumonia, which if I’m lucky will be fatal. I have wrapped as much as possible in about 18 boxes of tissue and will place all of them in one large 55 gallon toxic waste drum for shipping. I will pay all shipping costs, and there are absolutely no returns under any circumstances. Yet, if you are not satisfied I will split the costs of shipping to Osama Bin Hiden. If interested send me a PM. _________________ Author {uZa} F8 Physco Killa Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 126 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:30 am    Post subject: Hang in there Stewed Dawg, your almost over it. Next will be the Lockjaw combined with violent upchucking, then the diarreah starts, but never stops. As soon as you put the Vicks Vapo Rub on the bottom of your feet (before you go to sleep,) you will survive. (Death can't even stand the odor of Eucalyptus) Doctor f8 _________________ The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. Author {uZa}ULTRA Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1144 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:22 am    Post subject: All my best wishes in you speedy rercovery Author {uZa}Capt.Spamada Post Ho Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 8485 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:23 am    Post subject: well get better. ...there is an actual superbug going around here in canada, and in the hospitals, killing healthy people and children. Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:07 am    Post subject: Hope you get well soon, Studdog! _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}Bullet Sponge Post Ho Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 3793 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:14 am    Post subject: just bite it and it will run away screaming!! YOUR bite is worse than your bark... _________________ Author {uZa}D.O.A. Physco Killa Joined: 08 Mar 2007 Posts: 444 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:08 am    Post subject: get well soon stud! _________________ Intel i7 920 2.66GHz OCed 4.2GHz Koolance CPU-350 AC Liquid Cooling CPU Block eVGA x58 Tri-SLI mobo G.Skill 3x2GB 1600MHz triple channel 3x eVGA 260 core 216 SSC Editions Corsair HX1000 watt PSU Cooler Master Cosmos S case Author {uZa} mattbaker Physco Killa Joined: 08 Jun 2007 Posts: 377 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:40 am    Post subject: Feel better soon my good friend. _________________ Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you. Author {uZa}gomerpyle Post Ho Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 1201 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:39 pm    Post subject: Feel good quickly man. Author {uZa}ChaosFlip Physco Killa Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 868 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Get well soon, Stud!!! _________________ Author {uZa}Studdog +SC+ Post Ho Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 1351 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:45 pm    Post subject: DOG LOG Day 5 I'm not sure, but I may be transforming into a mutant. People seem to be avoiding me like the plague. Fevers seem to be less frequently. Got plenty of good sleep the past couple of days. People tend to let sleeping dogs lie. When not sleeping, I am very bored. Not enough energy to do much of anything. Just sat on the porch and watched the big dogs run. Heard from the many voices in my head today. They had wishes of good health. One suggested some sort of Voodoo foot ointment rub. I barked for hours, they finally left me alone. Still have the feeling I am being watched by a darn fluffy thing. I chased it in circles for hours, but never did catch it. Not sure why it keeps following me. Maybe the Voodoo foot ointment will keep it away. Not all doom and gloom. I am married to a RN “Real Nurse”. She’s a RH “Real Hottie”. Thanks for the kind words everyone. _________________ Author {uZa}HiTechRedneck Physco Killa Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 807 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:37 pm    Post subject: Get well soon amigo... And remember, 3 glugs of Nyquil will kill almost any cold... _________________ Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! Author {uZa}Canadian Girl Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 11776 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject: Sorry to hear you are not feeling well. I hope you are feeling better soon!!! _________________ Author {uZa}fcbcynic Post Ho Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 1653 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Hang in there, Studdog. Get well soon. _________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage! Author {uZa} Grover Physco Killa Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 113 Back to top Message Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: get well soon dude _________________ Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge All times are GMT - 5 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group