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Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:55 am Post subject:
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down
and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry
to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me
a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that
we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good ,' she replied. 'Get your own stupid blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End* *
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:30 pm Post subject:
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Sorry Meethos - great minds must think alike...
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