Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.  The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 
 
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 
 
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." 
 
The fourth Catholic man chirps, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." 
 
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 
 
She replies, "I have a beautiful daughter.  She is tall, slim and 38D-24-36.  When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh My God'."
				
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