The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The
Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild
with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of
your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever
speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me"

So the Pope slapped her.

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