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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF  Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:54 pm |
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Tripster
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:49 pm |
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Someone had WAAAYYYYY too much time on their hands.  Tripster
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:49 am |
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:05 pm |
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I love the tater heads! 
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{uZa}Underdog
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:58 am |
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Someone get some " Raid"!!!!  _________________  
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:33 pm |
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A LITTLE GOOGLEART............... 
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:46 pm |
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:06 am |
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:10 am |
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED wrote: Dat's what ahm talkin''bout!! _________________ Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium! I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery! 
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:33 am |
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George Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' ' I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life! You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling.. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone..
But! wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
01. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
02. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
03. Keep learning. ! Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever, even ham radio. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's family name is Alzheimer's.
04. Enjoy the simple things.
05. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
06. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
07. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
08. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
09. Don't take guilt trips.. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:09 am |
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:27 pm |
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED wrote: AMEN Brother.... you'll have to get the one outta my other hand too. And the one off my belt and did i mention the one off my ankle and the one.... nevermind that ones a suprise.
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:26 pm |
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:51 am |
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 1:56 pm |
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