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{uza}hitechredneck
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Post subject: I always try to help...  Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:14 am |
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I have often been accused of being cold hearted, uncaring and having a dark personality... But I can honestly say that I often go out of my way to help others... Here is just one example:
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and
I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
See??? I try to help out when I can...
_________________  The Lord helps those who help themselves...For everyone else, there's Democrats...
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{uZa}Amok
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Post subject: Re: I always try to help... Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:04 am |
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Post subject: Re: I always try to help... Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:56 am |
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{uZa}Studdog
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Post subject: Re: I always try to help... Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:21 pm |
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{uZa}mattbaker
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Post subject: Re: I always try to help... Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:13 pm |
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{uZa}1terribleshot
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Post subject: Re: I always try to help... Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:38 am |
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Now thats funny. People say the samething about me... at work they just say I have no people skills.
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