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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF  Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:45 pm |
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I like the way you think!   _________________ Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium! I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery! 
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:57 pm |
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An Obituary printed in the London Times -
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his
birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not
inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by
his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
-I Know My Rights
-I Want It Now
-Someone Else Is To Blame
-I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone If you
still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:11 pm |
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Indeed, we all mourn his passing.  _________________ Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium! I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery!
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:11 pm |
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SOME FRIENDS AND I WENT ON A SCOOTER RIDE TODAY. I GOT THIS SNAPSHOT OF MY FRIENDS BABY BIKESEAT.............. WELL ONCE WE GOT THE BIKES TUNED UP AND READY TO CRUISE WE HIT THE ROAD..........
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD IN CALIFORNIA YOU REALLY NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU WILL RUN INTO......... AND I THOUGHT MY FRIENDS BABY BIKESEAT WAS A BIT OVER THE TOP.THERE ARE CERTAINLY SOME UNUSUAL SCOOTERS OUT THERE...........   
THIS GUY MUST HAVE SNIFFED WAY TO MANY GAS FUMES CAUSE HE SURE WAS FLOATIN' ALONG WE ACCIDENTALLY RODE INTO A HARDCORE BIKER TOWN AND WEREN'T VERY WELCOME............  BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS A GOOD RIDE. ESPECIALLY THE RIDE HOME, THE CALIFORNIA SCENERY WAS AWESOME.........
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:26 am |
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MATTBAKER TAKING SAT. NIGHTS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL............... 
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:34 am |
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED wrote: MATTBAKER TAKING SAT. NIGHTS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL............... It must have been a coffee day for MattBaker! 
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:44 pm |
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YEAH, AND HE CAN'T FIND THE CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:15 pm |
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{uZa}MATTBAKER, I THOUGHT YOU ONLY TOOK YOUR PANTS OFF FOR US {uZa} MEMBERS...... 
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:18 pm |
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{uZa}HIGHTECHREDNECK HIRED {uZa}MATTBAKER TO LANDSCAPE HIS YARD AND GAVE HIM CARTE BLANC TO COME UP WITH AN APPROPRIATE THEME........... 
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:43 pm |
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED wrote: {uZa}HIGHTECHREDNECK HIRED {uZa}MATTBAKER TO LANDSCAPE HIS YARD AND GAVE HIM CARTE BLANC TO COME UP WITH AN APPROPRIATE THEME...........  So where's the car up on blocks?  _________________ Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium! I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery!
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:51 pm |
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Oh my!!!!  _________________  
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:06 am |
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{uZa}fcbcynic+SC+ wrote: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED wrote: {uZa}HIGHTECHREDNECK HIRED {uZa}MATTBAKER TO LANDSCAPE HIS YARD AND GAVE HIM CARTE BLANC TO COME UP WITH AN APPROPRIATE THEME........... So where's the car up on blocks? In the back yard next to the cement pond, of course... _________________  The Lord helps those who help themselves...For everyone else, there's Democrats...
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:45 pm |
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Holi I thought I told you not to post the pic of me arresting Matt, it wasnt an official arrest, he wanted to feel what it was like in cuffs, oops was I supposed to say that.  _________________  
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:25 pm |
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:22 pm |
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{uZa}MATTBAKER , YOU NEVER TOLD US YOU WENT ON VACATION TO CROATIA........... 
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