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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:52 pm |
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Cant wait to see what mine looks like!!
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{uZa}Innocent
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:32 pm |
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Mucho Posto! |
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Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 531 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
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HA HA HA, Very Nice, Yes I'm still working on it!
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{uZa}Canadian Girl
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:17 pm |
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Joined: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:08 pm Posts: 5197 Location: Under the Table and Dreaming
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Those are great.
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:04 pm |
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Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:14 pm Posts: 1689 Location: Los Osos, CA
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HAPPYNEWYEARFOR ALL OF 2011, MAY YOU ALWAYS.....MAKE THE RIGHT MOVES.HAVE YOUR CUP RUNNETH OVER.FIND SHELTER IN ANY STORMREMAIN GOOD LOOKING AND LOOKING GOOD.HAVE AS MUCH FUN BEFORE SOMEONE MAKES YOU STOP.MANAGE TIME FOR A SIESTA.MEET NEW FOLKS THAT ARE INTERESTING AND KIND.KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAYAND WHEN TO RUN AWAY.FIND PERFECT BALANCE IN THE COMPANY YOU KEEP.ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS NO MATTER WHAT THE RESISTANCE.SHARE, EVEN WHEN OTHERS THINK IT'S INAPPROPRIATE.HELP A FRIEND IN NEED.STAY HEALTHY IN EVERY WAY.MEET YOUR COMPETITION HEAD-ON.FIND LOVE.START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE.HAVE FRIENDS THAT BRING YOU JOY.HAVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT STICK TOGETHER.AND MAY YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED AS A FRIEND AND CONFIDANT.THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING A WONDERFUL GAMING FAMILY!
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{uZa}Canadian Girl
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:03 pm |
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That is great!!! Very cute. Happy New Year to you also and I wish the best for you this year. I like the "Start each with a smile" and "Have friends that bring you joy."
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{uZa}Innocent
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:07 am |
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Mucho Posto! |
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Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 531 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
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Great Post as always! Happy New Year to You and Everyone else as well. Keep looking up, never look down...
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{uZa}Amok
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:41 am |
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SPAM Whore! |
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Happy New Year to you too, Rick! Great post!!
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:45 pm |
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{uZa}DoubleBogey7
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:17 pm |
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Love these last few posts, interesting.
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{uZa}Canadian Girl
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:40 pm |
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{uZa}DoubleBogey7 wrote: Love these last few posts, interesting. Bogey!!!! Good to cya!!! I hope all is well with your family.
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:34 pm |
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THIS WAS EMAILED TO ME TODAY AND THOUGHT I WOULD PASS IT ON TO YOU FOLKS............
555 PEOPLE--By Charlie Reese
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them..
Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes,WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does.
You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 555 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but PRIVATE, central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
Those 555 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.
What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits..... The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.
The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who was the speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi. She was the leader of the majority party. She and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 555 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 555 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 555 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.
If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red ..
If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it's because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan ...
If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.
There are no insoluble government problems.
Do not let these 555 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
Those 555 people, and they alone, are responsible.
They, and they alone, have the power..
They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.
Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees...
We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!
Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.
What you do with this article now that you have read it......... Is up to you.
This might be funny if it weren't so true. Be sure to read all the way to the end: Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid... Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax..
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CD L license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Mar riage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Sales Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
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{uZa}Studdog
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:53 pm |
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So very true and sad!
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{uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:16 pm |
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The Recession hits everybody...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico .
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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{uZa}Amok
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:16 am |
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That is great, Sgt.!
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{uZa}Canadian Girl
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Post subject: Re: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED'S FUN STUFF Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:16 am |
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That is great.
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