I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this....) She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."

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