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 Post subject: Now lets see how naughty you are!
 Post Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:27 pm 
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Just read the ‘offense’ and if you’ve done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each ‘offense’ and added up
your total fine. Title your bulletin ‘My Bail is $……..’ You don’t
have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

1) Smoked pot — $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk –$50
3) Cheated on your significant other — $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
5) Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
6) Went streaking — $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
8) Kissed a co-worker– $ 20
9) Kissed your boss –$50
10) Been arrested — $5
11) Spent time in jail — $15
12) Peed in the pool — $5
13) Played spin the bottle — $5
14) Done something you regret — $20
15) Slept with your best friend >– $20
16) Been in love with a stripper — $20
17) Went skinny dipping — $5
18) Been slapped– $5
19) Slapped someone– $5
20) Beat up someone — $20
21) Been jumped — $10
22) Ever had sex in a library — $25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space — $25
24) Cheated on test — $50
25) Vandalized something — $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents’ bed — $100
27) Crossed dressed — $10
28) Given money to stripper — $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket– $30
30) Been with someone 15 years (older/younger) — $90
31) Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
32) Had sex while at work– $75
33) Ever drive drunk (you stupid ass) — $20
34) Used toys while having sex(mmmmeeeeooow!) — $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
36) Had sex in a pool — $20
37) Masturbated — $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
39) Done oral — $5
40) Got oral — $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $65
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
43) Stole something — $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail — $25
45) Made a dirty home video — $150
46) Published a dirty home video on the internet –$250
47) Had a threesome — $120
48) Had sex in a public place– $220
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars –$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student–$80
53) Lied to your mate — $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
55)Told a lie to cover another lie --$50

My Bail Was $665.00 ;;2 ;;2 ;;2


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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
 Post Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:30 pm 
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$245 :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
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Mine is $4,960,440

Oh wait, was that $10 "per time" for number 37, or just count it once? ;-)

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
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$155 for me...still young so have plenty of time to cover most of those :P :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
 Post Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:20 pm 
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$990.00 that was lower than I expected...wait I could maybe add to the total in a week ;) :lol:

Oh yeah and the missed a few that should have been on there, one being ever had sex while driving or with someone driving? Not that I have or would ever due that...that is just dangerous :lol: ;)

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Hmmmm I got ....

I feel so sinful..... :shock: ;)

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Jesus, anybody got $1,130.00 I can borrow till payday :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
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{uZa}Canadian Girl wrote:
Hmmmm I got ....

I feel so sinful..... :shock: ;)


Well, I can afford to pay you for 17, 22, 36, and of course 51... ;-)

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
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$710 :shock: :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
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$1825... Assuming that you only count each "offense" once... Otherwise, I'm really in trouble...

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
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$ 1025.... but that is only € 809...so I am good! :mrgreen:

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Like Eagle... anybody got a few MILLION they can loan me????? :oops: HaHaHa :D :D :D

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 Post subject: Re: Now lets see how naughty you are!
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:27 am 
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$765 ;;3

I need to copy that list and atleast make sure I do everything once. :twisted:


Well except the criminal ones :oops:

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