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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:36 pm |
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It aint Saturday night yet!
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:36 pm |
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Hey that was a NP for me!
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:36 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:37 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:37 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:38 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:38 pm |
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Quote: Who is online Users browsing this forum: {uZa}Amok, {uZa}SirSnipes and 0 guests Hacka alert!
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:38 pm |
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No hacking!
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:39 pm |
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You can post new topics in this forum You can reply to topics in this forum You can edit all posts in this forum You can delete all posts in this forum You can hack this forum
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:39 pm |
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Quote: Who is online Users browsing this forum: {uZa}Amok, {uZa}Renegade, {uZa}SirSnipes and 0 guests Wah yu waan? |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:40 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:50 pm |
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{uZa}SirSnipes wrote: MATERNITY & MOTHERHOOD
FIRST BABY: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. SECOND BABY: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. THIRD BABY: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH FIRST BABY: You practice your breathing religiously. SECOND BABY: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. THIRD BABY: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month
THE BABY CLOTHES FIRST BABY: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, colour co-ordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. SECOND BABY: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains. THIRD BABY: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
WORRIES FIRST BABY: At the first sign of distress -a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby. SECOND BABY: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn. THIRD BABY: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing
DUMMIES FIRST BABY: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and sterilise it. SECOND BABY: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle. THIRD BABY: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
NAPPY CHANGING FIRST BABY: You change your baby's nappies every hour, whether they need it or not. SECOND BABY: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed. THIRD BABY: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
ACTIVITIES FIRST BABY: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour. SECOND BABY: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics. THIRD BABY: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
GOING OUT FIRST BABY: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times. SECOND BABY: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached. THIRD BABY: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
AT HOME FIRST BABY: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby. SECOND BABY: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby. THIRD BABY: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
SWALLOWING COINS FIRST CHILD: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays. SECOND CHILD: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass. THIRD CHILD: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance This is hilarious!! LOL
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:51 pm |
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{uZa}Amok wrote: {uZa}Natasha_Fatale wrote: Good evening Amok! How goes it? I am doing great, thank you. I hope you too! Just waiting for UD to join me on UO.... Doing well thanks! Hope you have a wonderful evening ...have fun on UO
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{uZa} GARGAZ
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:08 pm |
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{uZa}Underdog wrote: HAVE ANY WHEN WE ALL WERE {DI} WE ALL WERE DAMAGE INC. TOO BEFORE UZA
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:11 pm |
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Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 19 Location: Akron Ohio - Portage Lakes
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